Anyone need a raise?

[hwchoy]

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

$incerely Your$,

Marian $hih

[hwchoy]

The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this:

Dear Marian

I kNOw that you have been working very hard.

NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.

You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

[beetlejuice403]

The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this:

Dear Marian

I kNOw that you have been working very hard.

NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.

You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

LOL!!! At first didn't realise the joke until I read the 2 posts again, then noticed the "$$$" & the "NO"...

Hmm.. a very subtle yet powerful way of communicating...

Good work Choy!!!

[BlackHawk]

Here's more joke ..... happy reading

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over
lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night
to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night
long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for
hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked
at me and said, 'What's for dinner,?Batwoman?

[trident]

I guess she would't be buying the L lens........................

[StanChung]

NO $hit! hahaha!

[Orion]

Haha. I have a real story.

One of my friend asked his boss for a raise for his hard work , loyalty, exceptional performance etc and that now things are so expensive we can't really survive $2K + with a family to support.

The boss only said three work:

DOOR ALWAYS OPEN!

[route]

Here's more joke ..... happy reading

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over
lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night
to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night
long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for
hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked
at me and said, 'What's for dinner,?Batwoman?

this is damn funny...