Punny Stuff...

[Ivan]

- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

- She was only a whisky maker,
but he loved her still.

- A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because
it was a weapon of math disruption.

- The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.

- No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.

- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.

- Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

- Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

- It's not that the man did not know how to juggle,
he just didn't have the balls to do it.

- The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now
a seasoned veteran.

- When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.

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[trident]

hahaha this is good, Thanks.