What is the most Ridiculous advertisement you have seen

[Orion]

Local authorty is now tightening refining the rules and regulations of advertisement. Guess things must have got pretty out of hand now and what is the most ridiculous advertisement you have seen?
Some likedon't be too detail here, we'll know)

Make $$$$ so easy I have no choice but to quit my job and relax at home.

I am stupidest but then after I attended this and now I have the best of the world, beyond my ***** dream.

Airline tickets $0. You only pay membership. Hurry! Lucky winners get amply awarded just register now.

Any more funny than that.

[bryan]

Plenty of those in the ST classifieds.

How about life experiences? Long lost classmate from school that you never talked to, manages to track you down and claims to be earning 50K per month and wants to share her wealth with you by selling skin care?

[Sunfire]

* join this seminar to learn day trading, only 3k and earn 10k a month within the first week, first 20 registrants get to join another secret day trading session with our day-trading sifu, also give you free fengshui crystal*

Ok, I made the part up about the fengshui crystal. But the gist of it is there.

[illumnae]

One of the most ridiculous I've seen Can't find the description for the other 2 products in the series of products, but all claim to do something along the lines of optimizing the "chi" of your aquarium

"XXX for aquarium is a product specially designed for aquarium use by XXX, based on its XXX ENERGY SYSTEM. By sustaining the original oscillatory pattern of water, XXX for aquarium reactivates the aquarium water and stimulates the activities of aerobic bacteria which are essential for the balanced conditions within an aquarium. Applying XXX for aquarium in the substrate at the setup, increases the amount of dissolved oxygen and activates the aerobic bacteria within the substrate. As a result, the hardening of the substrate is prevented and amount of sludge decreases, which makes long term maintenance possible."

[Orion]

Another one:

I attended this one so Good make so much money in stock that I decided to come back here as a mentor FREE to show my appreciation.

if only can mentor me free lah....

[Sunfire]

One of the most ridiculous I've seen Can't find the description for the other 2 products in the series of products, but all claim to do something along the lines of optimizing the "chi" of your aquarium

"XXX for aquarium is a product specially designed for aquarium use by XXX, based on its XXX ENERGY SYSTEM. By sustaining the original oscillatory pattern of water, XXX for aquarium reactivates the aquarium water and stimulates the activities of aerobic bacteria which are essential for the balanced conditions within an aquarium. Applying XXX for aquarium in the substrate at the setup, increases the amount of dissolved oxygen and activates the aerobic bacteria within the substrate. As a result, the hardening of the substrate is prevented and amount of sludge decreases, which makes long term maintenance possible."

Is it Geoliquid? That hokey part about not having to change water ever? Even a monkey can keep fish with geoliquid?

Oops, geoliquid not sponsor here, right?

[Orion]

Is it Geoliquid? That hokey part about not having to change water ever? Even a monkey can keep fish with geoliquid?

Oops, geoliquid not sponsor here, right?

Can we have a section called want list corner so the suppliers no need to read the threads. Easy does it.

So many new forumers selling things like that like sub prime already
(water too clear no fishes lah....)