Y Halo Thar,
The internet, as is evidenced by this thread, is very serious business. The necessity of formal greetings can not be overstated in a place where tubgirl and goatse are classic mascots. Methods such as cross-posting 20+ threads with the same reply complaining about the forum its self is sure to aid in this greeting. Attributing a single incidence of perceived offense to culture, race or geographic location is also a timeless way of assuring that your mind will remain open and free. Let us all observe that indignation and a strong sense of self-importance are the surest method by which to avoid inducing lulz and sarcastic replies. Welcome to the forum, trollbait.
-Philosophos
*edit* it seems the mods have deleted the angry post that was previously above mine. I guess the fun is over.











. I'm sure flaming a forum of strangers for not welcoming you is a sign of a rational thought process.
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